Give Me Wings
by Amy Kenneley
They say travel is broadening---would someone please tell the airlines that? Hefting my soft travel bag as I walk down the inclined ramp onto the plane, I am already dreading the approaching "airplane crouch" I must go through to get into my seat. And broad is not the word I would choose. Read the rest of Amy's flying adventure
What, no Peeps?
Ranker.com, a platform that hosts thousands and thousands of crowdsourced answers to opinion-based questions, has collected nearly 2,000 votes on The Best Easter Candy of All Time. Here are their results:
- Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs
- Cadbury Creme Egg
- Cadbury's Mini Eggs
- Easter Pastel M&M's
- Hershey's Solid Milk Chocolate Eggs
- Cadbury Caramel Egg
- Jelly Belly
- Whoppers Robin Eggs
- Lindt Chocolate Bunny
- Snickers Egg
ClevelandWomen.Com Joke of the Week - Easter Bunny
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is
the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."
The woman says,"Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says..
(Are you ready for this?) (You know you're gonna be sorry)
It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."
Happy Easter!
ClevelandWomen.Com Trivia of the Week
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?Scroll down for the answer.
Did you ever notice?
The gap between the "K" and the "I" is a sideways chocolate kiss.
AJC 11th annual Global Leadership Seder
The 11th Annual AJC (American Jewish Committee) inter-faith Diplomatic Seder was held at Anshe Chesed Fairmount Temple in Beachwood.Each spring, when the world of nature renews itself, the Jewish people reflect upon their emergence from slavery and the meaning of freedom. Our ancestors have celebrated the Passover Seder, with its rich ceremonies, folk songs, and colorful symbols for thousands of years. Through our ritual retelling of the story of Egyptian bondage, we are reminded of the continuing battle for freedom in every generation.
Several speakers were asked to talk about 'What Freedom means to me.'
An orange was placed on the Seder plate because it was once said the idea of women as rabbis is as farfetched as oranges on the seder plate.
Photos and Videos from the AJC Seder
The world can learn from Cleveland
The 2014 Cleveland Cultural Garden Federation officer induction ceremony was held at the Ariel International Center in Cleveland. Ariel is now the business home of the Federation.Photos and videos of The Cultural Gardens Induction Ceremony
As this photo shows, the peaceful philosophy of the Cultural Gardens endures even when the rest of the world does not.
Russia and Ukraine Garden delegates shake hands in front of their flags
ClevelandWomen.Com Trivia of the Week - Answer
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?All were invented by women.
Timing and Composition are Everything in Photography
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