Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that are not as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think there is something wrong with them but in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb to the top of the tree.

Now men… men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the $%#* out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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