Public Enemy #2

Nice girls only go at home.

Public restrooms are for peeing or periods only. I thought everyone knew that.

What kind of gal would break this taboo? I have always imagined her as someone who would do it on purpose, maybe to have less cleaning at home, or maybe as a commentary to the store management.

My second week of eating masses of salad and veggies has convinced me otherwise. Those girls must be on a diet.

Obviously, men don't feel the same constraints as women in this matter. They belch and toot with nary a second thought, so having a sit down in a public restroom would be of no concern. For women, it's much more of an ordeal.

No woman one would choose to use a public restroom for this body function. We would deny having to do it at all if we thought we could get away with it. Certainly we don't want witnesses to the event.

If you are eating high-fiber, sooner or later, you will find yourself with no choice but to go in public. My advice if it happens to you, is to hope for an empty restroom, lock the door if you have to, and in the event you get caught, feign ignorance.

After all, there are just some things a girl never tells. And, hey, let them try to prove it!

Claire